| Autosport Show,
NEC, 15-18 January 2010
Crisis? What Crisis? Oh, yes, that Crisis. A cynic went to the
NEC.
You might have noticed that there's a recession. Actually, it's supposed
to be ending. It was just about noticeable at the Racing Car Show last
year, but this year, despite the economic indicators showing an upturn
there were signs that my fellow bean counters in many companies have chucked
a few less beans at the marketing departments. Some just weren't there.
The Engineering Hall was a bit smaller than usual, blocked off by partititons,
and in the public part of the show the F1 showpiece was down to around
half a dozen cars with no flashy backdrop. Obviously, nothing from the
new boys like Virgin Manor (is that a team or a stately home?) or Pretend
Lotus. This meant you could get closer to them, but a bit of the mystique
went away. Similarly, 60 years of Autosport, which should have been a
bit jaw dropping was just 6 cars - albeit beautiful, iconic cars. Some
of the stands were smaller, some of the tyre firms who in the past have
had stands larger than a Central American republic weren't there, and
there was a distinct dearth of freebies. One very pretty girl offered
me a logo'd hat for £2 (for which she said she got 50p commission),
and Dunlop hats were available if you made a charity donation. I looked
up what charity means when I got home, hatless. In the mid range, there
weren't many F3 or British GT cars and I can't recall much in the way
of GP2 or similar.
And yet....there was hope for Motorsport. The show was pretty busy when
I went on Friday and when I spoke to Hugo Holder on CSCC's stand, he told
me they were rushed off their feet. There were more universities (offering
motorpsort degrees) than ever and there were several initiatives aimed
at the "yoof" market. Two notable ones were Go Motorsport, the
MSA-linked spreading of the word that motorsport is NOT expensive, exclusive
and elite but is for everybody, including school age, and F1
in Schools, the splendid initiative which uses F1 as a hook to introduce
engineering, maths, physics, and a bit of money management into schools.
Elsewhere, polishing cars seemed to be a major interest. Apparently,
some people spend more in a week on car polish/cleaning products than
the entire Mono 1600 class have since 2001. The results are, however,
impressive to say the least.
To prove that money is no object, that the Japanese nation have a very
refined sense of humour, and that somewhere there's one born every minute,
Autocar showed a "Lexus LFA" which apparently is "very
good" but costs £343,000. Or, the price of a Ferrari 458, a
Porsche Cayman, a BMW 530dGT, a Ford Connect, a Mono Dallara, and
a load of cash.
There were a lot of simulators at the NEC, varying from 3-axis stuff
which looked like it came from the US Air Force to an F1-type cockpit
on a ballscrew chassis, to a simple static sim. I was knocked out by their
realism, but also by the fact that F3/FRenault/FBMW professional Sam
Bird, who was on several stands' leader boards, was just
behind some "civilians".
There were pretty girls in tight clothes too, but not so many as last
year, and I'm told the readers of Startline have tired of their pictures,
so none this year. Here are the other pics, of what was a fascinating
show, with captions.
Famous People
Some faces seen at the show; famous in Monoposto or in other areas of
motorsport.
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Dermot Healy showed us a picture of his favourite
car. Why is it his favourite? "Because I've just sold it" |

Marcus Pye, who doesn't seem to change. |

Ollie (Peter Olsson) |

Amanda Stretton, former F3 presenter and occassional
racecar peddler. |
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Matt Neal and Jason Plato. Matt tried to say "Dunlop"
at least 3 times in every sentence. I suppose that's professionalism. |

Tiffany Dell was being filmed. Interesting how people being
filmed for TV exaggerate their motions hugely, yet don't look
reasonably normal when it' shown on TV.
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LtoR: Richard Culverhouse, Andy Yeomans, and Hugo Holder
on CSCC stand.
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Jon and Dax Ward may well be in this picture of the St Cross
Electronics Stand.
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F1 Cars
Apart from the Brawn on a plinth, these were just parked with a Tensa
barrier around them, so easier to get close than prior years (which was
great) but slightly less atmosphere.
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Brawn Mercedes
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Mclaren Mercedes
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Force India Mercedes |

Renault |
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"Powered by Toyota" Williams. |

Red Bull Renault paint scheme induced queaziness from behind |

Very interesting front wings but also look at the angle of
the wishbones compared with... |

....the Ferrari. |
Humble (ie not F1) Cars

205T16 looked far less aggressive than I remembered. |

Ford WRC looked superb.... |

...though nothing can ever beat the Stratos for looks in a
rally car even if it had many practical downsides and was not initially
intended as one. Dallara assisted development. |

What started as a MiniMetro with 3/4 of a DFV (and prototypes
ran Rover V8's) is a very charismatic car. (Metro 6R4) |

Mountune showed touring car Focus which came good at the end
of the season. Thanks to their sponsors Aon who hosted me at the
show. |

Medina showed the 2010 Kent Van Diemen. Some may find the idea
of a new chassis for the legendary Kent an odd concept but FF1600
refuses to go away. Long may that continue. |

Many universities showed cars. This was University of Central
Lancashire's 89 Reynard. Most Universities' cars would be able to
run with us, and have more development freedom than in other formulae. |

Nick Swift's Mini, shared with 90's F3 champion Oliver Gavin |

Racing van - a diesel VW Caddy |

Beetle Cup can always be relied on for a striking display. |

There's now a series in which to race a Boxster. |

Nick Whale, his Ferrari and Porsche dealerships having gone
belly up, was selling Peter Sullivan's eponymous Monoposto car for
£8,900. Early Jedi £9,950. |

Trojan F5000, ex John Watson |

Lola F5000 |

Lola Judd of Government Minister Paul (Lord) Drayson |

Stephen South's Ray F3 car - incomplete but interesting in
the auction |
Road Cars
Be honest, if you were really into road cars you wouldn't spend all your
spare cash on a racer and be reading this would you? However, there were
a few road/road-based cars of interest.

"Aspira" was a new car to me, looking a bit "GroupC" |

Tesla electric roadster. Lotus underpinnings with the pollution
shifted to the power station, it's a very attractive proposition. |

Apart from funky rear side windows and lights, Lexus LFA looks
a bit nondescript (ie deadly dull) for a £50,000 car. Tragically
it's a £343,000 car. |

There's a fashion for putting shrink film onto cars to avoid
repainting. This was a (rather scruffy) Lambourghini being transformed
to a "hairdresser's" blue. |
Engines
Jim Blockley said on the Forum that he wanted something to put
him on even terms with Neil, Jeremy, Tristan, etc. Here's a few suggestions,
all of which could have been used in Latvian-spec Trabants, so potentially
be eligible for Mono.

Cosworth TJ 3litre |

Drag engine claimed 2800hp |

Trish Davies sits alongside husband Terry's beautiful little
2litre 380hp Yamaha-based "yV8"..... |

...installed in Howard Savage Jones' Lola F3 origin hillclimb
car. |

V4 Ilmor Moto GP engine, 215hp at 18k. |

Eurojet EJ200 (Typhoon engine) powers Bloodhound SSC car |
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Engineering and Miscellany
Some exhibits raised a smile, or raised an eyebrow, or delighted with
their precision and engineering beauty.
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Hub-centre steered motorbike caused interest |

Bearings were fine and delicate |

The track along which the F1 in Schools cars raced. 0.13s was
a good (ie F1 driver's) reaction time to the lights going out |

The F1 in Schools team stand by their Red Bull. |

There's apparently a good business to be had making replica
F1-style cars for simulators |

You may not have expected to see HMRC (esp VAT) at a motorsports
show......... |

....though you also wouldn't expect a wooden Harley in the
auction |

Galaxie was a bit more conventional auction entry |

"We use a big play-doh machine to make a Japanese alphabet"
said the man with these cold drawn steel sections. 1200tonnes to
draw them.
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CNC machines were in the engineering hall as usual and were
as impressive as ever. There were far fewer 3D laser scanners than
last year. |

Capricorn showed cranks they've made over the years - a 1966
Ferrari V12 was big and chunky .. |

...compared to a 2005 V10 Toyota |

Italian Pistal company showed some beautiful pistons. |

Don Wales drives the steam record car, top speed 170mph |

Supacat military vehicle, shown by Motor Industry Association
to illustrate how motorsport thinking can help other vehicle developments. |

Star Wars characters advertised Mazda MX5's rather than (as
would be logical) Jedi's. |
Tony Cotton |